Prince Charles and Camilla's car attacked by Huge Pigeon.....

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Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles had a lucky escape last night after a Giant pigeon ,thought to have been bio engineered by terrorists, dropped a huge crap on their Rolls Royce.

Eye (or perhaps ear?) witnesses report that they heard a loud flapping sound followed by a very runny "splat" noise.

Judging by the pictures,it is pretty obvious what the "splat" noise was , so we can only assume that the flapping was either the wings of the giant bird, or more likely the sound produced by a very worried police escort!.

DON'T JOIN TALK TALK ! If you want good service

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Their customer services REALLY ARE A JOKE!. But not in any funny sort of way :-)

My experience so far has been, lets say,a little annoying!. After getting my name wrong on the Welcome pack (used my first name as my Surname!),NOT sending me my requested Wireless Router (Which, by the way TalkTalk,I DID ask for!),Sending me random bills which simply demanded money but contained no explanation as to what for!, and then, when I contacted customer service (an oxymoron if ever there was one!) I spent 35 minutes listening to their BL**DY company jingle before being spoken too briefly by a REAL PERSON to then, after 5 more minutes listening to another annoying jolly tune, being CUT OFF because the call centre closed...brilliant!


Please folks.....take it from someone who has had the (sad) experience of being a customer...don't join this AWFUL,Impersonal and unhelpful service......save your cash,buy a mobile,get wireless broadband...but don't join TALK TALK.....you have been warned !.

So,to summarise:

If you like your friends and would like to keep them...please don't recommend TALK TALK to them.

If you want good customer services...don't join TALK TALK.

If you DO love listening to the same song on hold,played over and over again for half an hour...DO join TALK TALK!.

Open letter:

Dear TalkTalk. I have a suggestion for you regarding cutting down on the insane amount of time that you expect your "valued" customers to spend listening to your jingle whilst awaiting connection to a member of your staff (honestly, it's like the musical equivalent of Chinese water torture!).

Bright Idea!

Why don't you allow people to call you.Leave their contact number for your call centre staff to pick up, then they could call the customer back when your staff are free to talk! Not bl**dy rocket science is it?

Some of my more perceptive readers may sense that I am not happy with my TalkTalk broadband provider. The sad fact is that as with all large companies, they spend so much time trying to get new customers onto their books that they don't appear to give a dogs danglies about their existing clients......such is the way of the modern world,all things are not fair in love...or broadband!.

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Bluetooth...why is it so bluedy rubbish ?

I have just spent an hour trying to get my Fujistu Amilo 3670 to accept a picture file from my Sony Ericsson W395. All I want to do is transfer a picture of Lauren's horse (almost!) from the phone to the Laptop...easy yes? NO!.

The phone will accept files from the laptop, the laptop can "see" the phone and the phone can "see" the laptop...but the phone cannot apparently send anything to the laptop because it can't see it to send it too....confused, yes, so am I...I mean...WTF is going on here ?

I have now given up with this VERY annoying process and decided that Bluetooth is a load of Bluelocks (think about it!) :-).

I will go and buy a card reader 2morro and end this fruitless pursuit before i waste anymore of my life doing it......Bluetooth...my ar.........

Bloody Internet.Why can't it be used to do good ?

*Warning.Very annoyed bloggers blog post alert....*

Today I have an overpowering urge to scream out loud at the bloody tragedy that is the Internet. Why? Well for a start we have spam...bloody spam....what the hell is that all about ? Why do tens of thousands of people around this world insist on sending trash to millions of people every day, clogging up the web and annoying the crap out of everyone who doesn't want to buy either viagra or some other bloody rubbish they are peddling. Since I have put my scirocco2morocco email on this blog i have been bombarded with hundreds of bloody useless emails offering me countless of pointless and worthless items ...including a cure for cancer...do they have no soul ?
Viruses......what the hell is all that about? People actually spend their poxy bloody lives causing other people misery...because they really think that it is a constructive pastime and that they are soooo bloody cool...well you ain't and everyone hates what you do ,especially me!. Death is far too light a sentence for these wastes of skin in my humble opinion.
Now (whilst i am on a roll) lets talk about Google or more precisely, Google's YouTube service. Why do they insist on promoting pointless,unfunny, worthless drivel constantly, not a serious,useful and constructive video in sight. Why is this an issue? Well lets just say that today's offering of some bloke who obviously thought he was some sort of Russel Brand clone (and even LESS funny if that's at all possible!) telling us about climate change in the most tedious,pseudo comedy way that is imaginable.......bloody boring knob head...but he had got over 8000 hits on his verbal diarrhea video......imagine if the video was to try and help recruit bone marrow donors!........yet apparently that is not a very "funny" subject.....what a surprise, and i thought it was hilarious........

The Internet would be a fantastic and incredibly useful tool for human kind...if it was not such a bloody mess.